Posts Tagged ‘straight people

12
Mar
08

He’s Just Not That Into You

We have a friend who has been in a relationship with a woman for a significant number of years. We’ll call them Antony and Cleopatra.  She is madly and unabashedly in love with him, but he refuses to commit to marriage.

Recently, Cleopatra has been writing to me, asking us to urge the guy to pop the question. Beyond the casual and jocular “Hey, Antony, when are you going to make an honest woman of Cleopatra,” we’re just not going to do it, and anything more than that is intrusion. But, since she enlisted my opinion and advice, Continue reading ‘He’s Just Not That Into You’

06
Mar
08

Hot Canadian Mountie Sex

File this under hot uniform action.

According to the UPI wire, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police in Victoria, British Columbia has ordered the resignation of Constable Trent Richards, 34, who admits to having had sex at least 15 times with at least four women, while on duty.

Evidently he posted his profile on internet dating sites offering “sex with a hot cop” and posted his photo in uniform. Woof.

Even after Richards was notified he was the center of a conduct investigation, he continued to have on-duty sex as recently as 2006. Now that’s dedication to purpose.

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05
Mar
08

Feminists Make Better Mates

a_fish_needs_a_bicycle.jpgAccording to a study from Sex Roles journal, women who paired with a male feminist were in healthier relationships – considering relationship quality, equality, stability, happiness and sexual satisfaction.

Men who chose female feminists also enjoyed more stability and a better sex life.

Now you know why feminist lesbian couples move in together immediately and never leave the house.

Sounds like science has once again confirmed what Aretha Franklin new all along. “R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Find out what it means to me.” So how can we organize an intervention for all of those Hot Chicks who wind up with douchebags?

04
Mar
08

Hot Chicks with Douchebags

db2170-734052.jpgNo, it’s not a photo essay on feminine hygiene. It’s one of the funniest and most necessary websites I’ve seen in a long while. What possesses straight guys to stick out their tongues and make gang signs when a camera appears? What is a Bleeth? Why do these girls seem so oblivious?

Are these the loins to which civilization entrusts its birthright?

The horror.

See for yourself.




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