Posts Tagged ‘canadian

25
Mar
08

Hiker Found, Lesbians Resting, Homeward Bound

The third act excitement came to a resolution today when we learned, rather un-dramatically, that the Canadian hiker, Collin Foster, has been found alive.

It’s been a great one-day extension, but truth be told, if we were here much longer, I’d be looking for a job to occupy me. One thing I’ve learned is that this body doesn’t like to stay at rest.

We spent the day snorkeling under the reception area where all of the incoming guests feed bread to the fish, hence, snorkeling there is like snorkeling in a tank at Sea World.

We’re glad to be headed home. Continue reading ‘Hiker Found, Lesbians Resting, Homeward Bound’

24
Mar
08

Drag Show, Good Friends, Hiker Still Lost

hikersmoon.jpgP.S. Did I mention that Art Garfunkel and his family are here?

I have to amend this post. I thought we were coming home today, but our flight has been cancelled. I know, boo-hoo. We are now scheduled to leave tomorrow afternoon, and the trip will take all night. They haven’t yet found the hiker, and it really casts a pallor on the end of this trip. We saw his wife on our way to breakfast this morning, walking, stone-faced. Truth be told, this is a bit of a change from her demeanor last night, which wasn’t exactly that befitting a merry widow, but were it Sam lost up in that mountain, I would be calling for him, not tapping my foot at a Moroccan-style dinner. Continue reading ‘Drag Show, Good Friends, Hiker Still Lost’

06
Mar
08

Hot Canadian Mountie Sex

File this under hot uniform action.

According to the UPI wire, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police in Victoria, British Columbia has ordered the resignation of Constable Trent Richards, 34, who admits to having had sex at least 15 times with at least four women, while on duty.

Evidently he posted his profile on internet dating sites offering “sex with a hot cop” and posted his photo in uniform. Woof.

Even after Richards was notified he was the center of a conduct investigation, he continued to have on-duty sex as recently as 2006. Now that’s dedication to purpose.

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