Posts Tagged ‘Alan Ritchson

09
May
08

Sex party with Alan Ritchson

Okay, it was a dream. It didn’t happen, but it almost felt like it did. I probably shouldn’t be telling you about this, but I had the dream, or should I say, experience, last night. Sam and I had just bought a new convertible Mercedes-Benz and we went to Blythe‘s parents’ house in Miami. I know it was her parents’ house because it was full of Le Corbusier furniture, all in black.

Alan had brought a cadre of mostly naked bubble-butted boys with him, and they lounged about the Le Corbusier. One of them put a Martha White flour sack full of cocaine on the kitchen counter. I told Blythe it was flour and that I suddenly felt like doing some baking, so I put some of it in a bowl and added water and eggs. Everyone in attendance brought their tiny dog, and the constant corralling of the pack of them was holding up the fun. Preposterous. Continue reading ‘Sex party with Alan Ritchson’

02
May
08

Alan Ritchson is Really Super (Hot)

Check out this Russian ad for Orbit gum, with Alan “Aquaman” Ritchson as a high and dry superhero saving “Metropolis”, and looking pretty hot in his tights. Thanks to fellow WordPresser Heroes n’ Hunks for sourcing it.




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