Archive for the 'lesbians' Category

27
Aug
08

Pro-Hillary “Nobama” Elizabeth Joyce Milks Her 15 Minutes

Whether it was the five-minute standing ovation, her monumental speech, or the freshly-coined phrases like, “No way.  No How.  No McCain,” there is no doubt that Hillary Clinton threw her full support behind Barack Obama, and set the DNC on fire last night.  Plus, Chelsea looked fabulous.  It’s hard to believe that everyone wouldn’t be on board after such a night.  And the ‘big guys’ haven’t even spoken yet.

But just when you thought Hillary’s “Twin Cities” joke was the funniest of the night (and it was hysterical), along comes presumed posterchild and mousy malcontent Elizabeth Joyce on Larry King Live.  Leader of donation-requesting, lunatic fringe website Just Say No Deal, Ms. Joyce gave a hatter-mad interview, using SNL-worthy darting eyes, sudden sharky smiles, and shrill, self-absorbed suggestions that her party flip-flop was born of campaign trail antagonism.  Cry me a river, honey.  Thank God Tivo allowed Sam and me to fall out with laughter at this several times before going to bed, and that YouTube can bring it to you here.

Something from the DSM-IV?  Racism?  Fatigue?  Stage fright?  Unrequited lesbian obsession?  You decide.

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22
Jul
08

Kathy Griffin & The Pages, “Busted in Bora Bora”

Sam and I will (possibly) be on Kathy Griffin’s My Life on the D-List, this Thursday, July 24, on Bravo. The episode is called “Busted in Bora Bora.” I say (possibly) because we don’t know how the show was edited and if we’re in or out until the party on Thursday evening, where we’ll see it simulcast with the Eastern Standard Time broadcast (three hours earlier than the rest of L.A.)

As you will recall, we went to Bora Bora in the Spring, so Sam could interview Kathy for Passport Magazine. We couldn’t show you all of the pictures, for a couple of reasons. Continue reading ‘Kathy Griffin & The Pages, “Busted in Bora Bora”’

12
May
08

Marriage: Cynthia Nixon Can’t Be this Juvenile, Can she?

Britney Spears doesn’t corner the market on harebrained reasons for getting married. Just in case you think hets are the only ones with flimsy reasons for marriage, and that marriage means everything to all of us legally unrecognized homos, check out Sex and the City‘s Cynthia Nixon, commenting on if she would marry her girlfriend:

“I think that to get married to her would be a little act of rebellion. It’s like if you’ve never had the vote and then you get it you’re going to run out there and vote.”

A little act of rebellion. Isn’t that neato? You know, like flash mobs or graffiti, or flicking the teacher off behind her back, or farting in church. So where does one get the ring for just such a proposal? A cracker jack box? Hey honey, let’s make the legitimacy of our relationship into a ‘little act of rebellion’. What a charmer.

23
Mar
08

A Fuel Strike, a Missing Hiker, and Agitated Lesbians in Bora Bora

We’re still having a blast, but there is a fuel providers’ strike. There is a fuel tanker moored off the coast, that cannot move because it would be breaking the strike line. AND, a Canadian in our group left his wife and kids Saturday morning to go hiking up into the sacred mountain, where he wasn’t meant to go, and has been missing ever since. Continue reading ‘A Fuel Strike, a Missing Hiker, and Agitated Lesbians in Bora Bora’

11
Mar
08

The Lovesick Questions: Nina Smith, Queercents

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It was sexy Nina Smith who put the questions concept on the radar, when she asked us 10 of her own about money, and Sam who suggested it as a Billypage. I’m thrilled that Nina participated, and not the least bit surprised that her answers are not just romantic, but intellectual and funny… now THAT’s hot.

Besides that, Nina and her team write Queercents.com, a fiercely useful blog that everyone should check out.
Mwah, Nina! Lovesick Billy loves you.

1. If you could have sex with anyone from all of history, just once, whom would it be?

Jesus. The hush money alone would last an eternity.

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05
Mar
08

Feminists Make Better Mates

a_fish_needs_a_bicycle.jpgAccording to a study from Sex Roles journal, women who paired with a male feminist were in healthier relationships – considering relationship quality, equality, stability, happiness and sexual satisfaction.

Men who chose female feminists also enjoyed more stability and a better sex life.

Now you know why feminist lesbian couples move in together immediately and never leave the house.

Sounds like science has once again confirmed what Aretha Franklin new all along. “R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Find out what it means to me.” So how can we organize an intervention for all of those Hot Chicks who wind up with douchebags?




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