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18
Mar
08

Why We Love Blondes

picture-6.pngIf you don’t know Tim Hamilton, (right) you can’t really call yourself a blond-lover. Sam and I saw this guy on the cover of the aptly-named “Knock-out”, a porn DVD at Circus of Books, and bought it at full retail.

My Mom has always been a blonde, so I’m imprinted on them, but I definitely didn’t get my taste in men from her. I’m a blonds guy. I was in ‘blond denial’ until I met Sam, a silvery-haired, blue-eyed man with a blond soul, and occassionally blond hair. He’s the one who noted how many times I listed ‘blond’ when describing ex-boyfriends or conquests. I’ve always wondered why this is, and according to the research I’ve read, the answer seems to be this:

Women are more drawn to men with dark hair, eyes, and skin, and it’s no mistake that the genetics of men with these traits are dominant, ensuring strong, successful children.

Men are more drawn to fair-eyed blondes, as blonde hair is a sign of youth, and fair eyes show the contrasting dilated pupil (a sign of sexual arousal) far better than brown eyes.

So what of gay men? We’re likely somewhere in the middle, although, I’ve often found that opposites attract more often than not.

27
Feb
08

Tops (or Just Plain Guys) Aren’t Always Ready

whathappened.jpgno matter what we’d like (you) to believe, we aren’t always ready to go.

There can be a lot of pressure when you’re raising your lance to joust, and you can be faced with an army of factors that seeks your defeat.First and foremost is the enemy within, a.k.a. stage fright. Mental pressure is compounded by expectations: a storied reputation to live up to, what you’ve bragged about or promised/threatened to do, level of acquaintance with the bottom, a prolonged ‘courtship’, or even whether or not he (or she) (and you) really look like the pictures you swapped.In the sack, like in the rest of life, expectations can set you up to fail, or at least to pale in comparison to what was expected, so be modest, under-promise and over-deliver. Continue reading ‘Tops (or Just Plain Guys) Aren’t Always Ready’

26
Feb
08

Men Don’t Self-Lubricate Like Women Do

Everything I needed to know about sex I DIDN’T learn from porn. In fact, some of what I learned from porn has done me a disservice, and probably you as well. This WTF series is dedicated to debunking stuff about sex.

spit doesn’t make sufficient lube.

In porn, scenes last for dozens of minutes and you just about never see a lube job, unless of course there’s a product placement deal in place. This is one of the wonders of editing. This might lead some to believe that a little spit will do the trick; for some who like it dry, it will, but most prefer a little more glide in their ride. I’m mostly talking about man on man sex, but this info applies to the man/woman variety as well, especially with the increase in hetero “back yard” play. Continue reading ‘Men Don’t Self-Lubricate Like Women Do’

24
Feb
08

Average Penis Size

Billy's Got a Red BullEverything I needed to know about sex I DIDN’T learn from porn. In fact, some of what I learned from porn has done me a disservice, and probably you as well. This WTF series is dedicated to debunking stuff about sex. Let’s get right to the point.

9×6 is not average.

In fact the average penis is around 6″ long and about 4.5″ in girth. There are a lot of studies out there, and they all come to this same conclusion, give or take a quarter inch. Porn has done a number on us in this arena. With John Holmes, Jeff Stryker, and any number of other swingin’ dick pornsters (what is it about those eastern bloc countries?), it’s no wonder the average guy can have a complex. If you really are a 9×6, consider yourself gifted, but know that even with cocks, less can be more. Some men are content admiring Everest, without any desire to climb it.

It’s important to remember that no matter your size, there’s a market for you. There are men, and women, who are exclusively interested in small endowments. Ditto the horse-hung, but I’ve seen men who bought their cocks by the pound and don’t have the slightest idea how to wield ’em. In my experience, a chisel is a chisel; skills make the craftsman.

Continue reading ‘Average Penis Size’

12
Feb
08

So I Married a Porn Star

Bronson Pondering PornI’d been dating Sam for a few weeks when I started to get the feeling that he might ‘be around for a while’, and then I knew I had to unload a couple of bombshells on Mom: HIV and porn. I wanted the discussion to take place somewhere we could feel safe, and she could digest the information. But most of all, it had to be matter of fact, and occur casually.

I called and asked her to dinner.

“What’s wrong?” she blurted, instantly.

“Nothing’s wrong,” I replied calmly. I’m a terrible strategist.

“You never ask me to dinner.”

Great. Now I’m remiss. “Can’t I just take you to dinner without there being something wrong?” I riposted.

“I don’t know. Can you?”

Touché. Continue reading ‘So I Married a Porn Star’




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