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Hot Canadian Mountie Sex

File this under hot uniform action.

According to the UPI wire, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police in Victoria, British Columbia has ordered the resignation of Constable Trent Richards, 34, who admits to having had sex at least 15 times with at least four women, while on duty.

Evidently he posted his profile on internet dating sites offering “sex with a hot cop” and posted his photo in uniform. Woof.

Even after Richards was notified he was the center of a conduct investigation, he continued to have on-duty sex as recently as 2006. Now that’s dedication to purpose.

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Superman Saved My Sex Life

131665-hf.jpgOne of my first dates with Sam was a Halloween party. I had been doing the packaging for Lois and Clark for a while, and as I watched the entire four seasons of the show, pretty much continuously over a few of weeks, I not only fell in love with Superman all over again, but began to see the forgotten Superman in myself.

Months before, I’d gotten out of an almost six-year relationship that had been essentially defunct for two years – no matter how genuinely we tried to fake it, we’d lost the trust and the lust – a sliver of Kryptonite that eroded the foundation of our relationship and my personal strength and character, daily. I became a whiny, lethargic, sniveling version of myself, not even Kent-worthy, while Superman withered away inside. (Joe, I don’t blame you. I wouldn’t have wanted to have sex with me either.)

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Is Brady Quinn Really a Homophobe?

Evidently, Brady and his buddies were not being very nice to our gay brothers at a Columbus watering hole on New Year’s Day. Funny how this took 6 weeks to surface – on both sides. The story is all over the place. Quinn’s camp is mum. At most, Brady has vastly underestimated the presence of his gay fans, at least, he needs to choose better company. I’ll wait and see what the punk has to say for himself, but this really kills my wood.


The Most Beautiful Man in the World


And what’s even more beautiful are his honesty, confidence, discipline, commitment, imagination, integrity, intellect, sensibility, sensitivity, generosity, passion, happiness, love, innocence, experience, wisdom, skills, wonder, strength, weakness, vulnerability, invulnerability, imagination, past, presence, future, savvy, curiosity, sexiness, devotion, loyalty, flaws, tolerance, ambition, peace, kindness, and courage.

I could go on and on and on.

I love you, Sam Page, for everything that you are.

It’s an honor to be your husband; a joy I never could have imagined.


Brady Quinn Locker Room Scene


Last night, Sam and I fantasized about finding a solo, horned-up Brady Quinn in a locker room. It wasn’t the straight-QB-goes-gay-for-an-hour fantasy. The Mighty Quinn was into it… the boy had skills. I can’t speak for Sam, but for me it was as much about the caterpillar brows and the goofy-ass hair as it was about the tree-limb arms and the equipment you might expect on a boy that size.

Sam and I wish Brady Quinn were gay, and so does every gay man who’s ever seen a picture of him, and somewhere there’s a woman who’s thought of it, because evidently some straight girls get off on gay play. But I digress.

If he is, it’s his business, sure, and we won’t find out about it until after his first Super Bowl, but don’t get your hopes up boys and girls. As much as I hate to admit it, (and I really do), a few polo-clad, frat boy crotch grab photos don’t make him gay, and neither does his affinity for being a big, floppy-haired clown. Google “Brady Quinn gay” and get page after page of results citing speculation. The sports sites are the funniest because the readers and speculators are on fire. Titillated even.

It’s probably a good thing he isn’t, because we have a knack for manifesting stuff, and a gay, willing Brady might prompt a very interesting conversation. It’s that whole laminated list thing. No matter, because in our imaginations, anything’s possible.


Better Exhibitionism

Billy in the BathtubMy husband, Sam, once founded a magazine called HERO (here, and here), with his then-boyfriend, now friend, Paul Horne. It was there, in 2000 or so, that I actually met them for the first time. I was interviewing for a job as their circulation director. I had a boyfriend at the time, and during the interview I made a conscious decision not to stare too hard at my boyishly hot, dirty blond interviewer, Sam. That’s the meet cute.

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Your Way, My Way, and the Three Way

Dear Lovesick Billy, 

I read your blog about how you and Sam explore your fantasies, and wanted to bring something to you. My husband and I have a healthy sex life and have recently discovered that we are turned on by three-ways. We’ve had a couple of experiences and it was all good. We expected that we might feel jealous, but we didn’t. We had a great time. So is this something that you fantasize about, or have had experience with? We never really considered ourselves ‘swingers’, and aren’t really sure that’s the path we want to go. So while we feel like we’re in a good place about it, we’re still a little confused.Thanks,Confused in California

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