27
Aug
08

Hollyweird: McConaughey’s Dad Had a Huge Schlong

Matt in Dazed and Confused

As reported on FOX news: Matthew McConaughey’s Mom writes in I Amaze Myself, her modestly titled, tell-all book.

Kay McConaughey used to make love to her husband, Jim, as a way to say goodbye every morning.  That’s adorable (and recommended).  On one of these amorous mornings, however, Jim died en flagrante delicto and couldn’t be revived.  Rigor mortis jokes aside, it may be how every man hopes to go, but it’s certainly a shocking experience for a wife.  Through the devastation she did pull herself together enough to make sure he was removed from the house in the nude.

“I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey — and his gift,” she says in the book.

Good grief.  TMI.

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