Men Don’t Self-Lubricate Like Women Do

Everything I needed to know about sex I DIDN’T learn from porn. In fact, some of what I learned from porn has done me a disservice, and probably you as well. This WTF series is dedicated to debunking stuff about sex.

spit doesn’t make sufficient lube.

In porn, scenes last for dozens of minutes and you just about never see a lube job, unless of course there’s a product placement deal in place. This is one of the wonders of editing. This might lead some to believe that a little spit will do the trick; for some who like it dry, it will, but most prefer a little more glide in their ride. I’m mostly talking about man on man sex, but this info applies to the man/woman variety as well, especially with the increase in hetero “back yard” play.Dimethicone and Cyclomethicone, the two top ingredients in lube, are absorbed into the skin, which means that it has to be replenished every now and then. The rectum secretes a limited amount of mucous, naturally, but not nearly enough for play. Don’t make the bottom have to come out of ‘the moment’ and ask for more lube. If he is, you’re not paying attention, and bear in mind, if the bottom gets sore, the fun comes to a screeching halt, so grease the skids, buddy.And, btw, don’t bother with things like the Lube Shooter. We’ve tried it, it’s shoddy, and it doesn’t make good on “putting the lube between the cheeks and not on the sheets.” Use a dark blanket or sheet, make your mate feel less like cattle and take care to apply some inside and out with your fingers – or your thumb – which is a little less expected, and a lot hotter.

If you’ve been miseducated about sex, or have busted a sex myth, help a brother out and tell us about it below or at lovesickbilly@mac.com.

2 Responses to “Men Don’t Self-Lubricate Like Women Do”

  1. 1 Rod
    Tuesday, February 26, 2008 at 5:22 pm

    You forgot to mention the “other types” of lubricant that were featured in porn, esp. in the late 70’s and early 80’s. I don’t want mention them by name, but one of them some people cook with.

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