Average Penis Size

Billy's Got a Red BullEverything I needed to know about sex I DIDN’T learn from porn. In fact, some of what I learned from porn has done me a disservice, and probably you as well. This WTF series is dedicated to debunking stuff about sex. Let’s get right to the point.

9×6 is not average.

In fact the average penis is around 6″ long and about 4.5″ in girth. There are a lot of studies out there, and they all come to this same conclusion, give or take a quarter inch. Porn has done a number on us in this arena. With John Holmes, Jeff Stryker, and any number of other swingin’ dick pornsters (what is it about those eastern bloc countries?), it’s no wonder the average guy can have a complex. If you really are a 9×6, consider yourself gifted, but know that even with cocks, less can be more. Some men are content admiring Everest, without any desire to climb it.

It’s important to remember that no matter your size, there’s a market for you. There are men, and women, who are exclusively interested in small endowments. Ditto the horse-hung, but I’ve seen men who bought their cocks by the pound and don’t have the slightest idea how to wield ’em. In my experience, a chisel is a chisel; skills make the craftsman.

If there’s something for moderately hung dudes to learn from the hung set, it’s confidence. The ‘cockiness’ that stems from having a huge root can take a little practice for those not so well-rooted, but it’s still achievable with a little practice. Remember, it’s not arrogance. It’s confidence. It’s knowing what you’ve got to offer (skills) can put that stud on the moon… if he plays his cards right.

You can participate in The Definitive Penis Size Survey yourself, and also get some more detailed info on how your dangle figures in.

If you’ve been miseducated about sex, or have busted a sex myth, help a brother out and tell us about it below or at lovesickbilly@mac.com.

2 Responses to “Average Penis Size”

  1. 1 Balma
    Monday, February 25, 2008 at 8:58 am

    Your Everest metaphor is a classic!

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