I’ve recently rediscovered, on YouTube, a load of videos that show far less anatomy than anything in our porn collection. They don’t even get their shorts off. They’re muscle worship videos, and this jaded, seen-it-all porn aficionado is happy to report that “less filling” tastes great. One’s imagination, or ability to fetishize body parts, is powerful enough to turn a SFW vid clip like the one below with Zeb Atlas and Mark Dalton, into something surprisingly, er, uh, satisfying.  Here’s the clip.

If you’re not familiar, this is pretty soft core muscle worship video, which can range from legit workout instruction to Dom/sub bicep and armpit licking. I like videos like this one, with Mark and Zeb, that show an interaction that one could imagine occurring within a relationship, or at least that they like each other in a more than superficial way. They shop together, they lift together. They make their pecs jump together. They’re like partners who like to be photographed (oh, what?). It’s cute, and it appeals to the part of you that gets off on intimacy, not just beef. Plus, these guys are just adorable.