I have a longstanding hypothesis about the correlation between a man’s thumb (or big toe) and his penis, specifically a similarity in shape:

• the degree of pointiness or squareness of the tip of the thumb indicating an approximation of the tip of the penis
• the width of the first knuckle as compared to the width of the space an inch behind the head
• the litheness or meatiness of the space between the knuckle and the hand (or foot)

So if the silhouette of the thumb or big toe is curvy, there is more of a coke bottle curve to the silhouette of the erect penis, and if the silhouette straighter, and more consistently fleshy, that indicates a cock less like a coke bottle and more even, like a sausage (no matter the length). You get the picture.

The size of the thumb or big toe can indicate endowment, but I’ve found that while small hands can be deceiving, the shape correlation remains pretty constant.

I’m interested to hear if anyone out there notes such a correlation in their own anatomy. If you’d care to prove your point or just see the results, send an anonymous (or non-anonymous) photo of your appendages (in an email that says that I can publish them) and I’ll post ‘em to a private, password-protected page, and I will email you the password and link. I’ll even include one of my own in the mix, anonymously of course.

Now just try to not look at your male colleagues’ thumbs in your next meeting.

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